I’m a sex worker — this is what men with small penises always ask for

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I dread men sending me d*** pics and asking what I think

Several of my clients like to be told, over and over, that they have tiny penises.

One will send a picture of his disappointing appendage when he knows I’m out with a group of girlfriends, and will pay extremely well to be sent a video of us all laughing at it hysterically.

We take the money and laugh like laughing hyenas on laughing gas, and that £150 goes on another round of cocktails and chips on the way home.

Intriguingly, his penis isn’t even particularly small. Not a whopper, but perfectly respectable. One of my dozier chums has to be scolded and silenced when she points out on the video that she’d be quite happy to encounter it.

But presumably someone has made him feel bad about the size of his manhood at some point, and he’s decided to eroticise his discomfort and dismay, to take ownership of it, and use it to his advantage.

‘Small Penis Humiliation’ is such a common fetish and request that it’s developed its own acronym, SPH, and dommes boast on their websites that they’re experts at it. I’m very much not.

I’m also not particularly on board with the common requests that they always ask for, in one variation or another.

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Body parts come in every shape and size. We all know this. So when I’m asked to mock a chap’s undercarriage, it feels puerile and facile.

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